Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

Isn’t a cachet one of those smelly things women like to put in dresser drawers?

[concertinagirl]

Mar 19, 2020 16:44:10 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Isn’t a cachet one of those smelly things women like to put in dresser drawers?

L.J.,  I believe the smelly stuff we women put in our drawers (dresser drawers that is) is SACHET.  Good grief!  LOL!

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:33:18 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

You don’t play banjo, do you?
There is no moosic in a banjo.

Mr. Drlj,

Cow Man does not play banjo. Cow Man is, however, familiar with five strands of barbed wire on a pasture fence.

Cow Man

[billhammond]

Mar 19, 2020 16:35:19 GMT -5 millring said:

Mar 19, 2020 16:16:19 GMT -5 billhammond said:

< cachet >

Good, you know, catch.

I have a large cache of common misspellings.

For instance, the past tense of the verb "lead," as in horse to water, is "led," please. The fact that the metal "lead" is pronounced the same as "led" does not mean that they are spelled the same, ARGGGHHHHHHH!

[drlj]

Mar 19, 2020 16:59:20 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Mar 19, 2020 16:35:19 GMT -5 millring said:

Good, you know, catch.

I have a large cache of common misspellings.

For instance, the past tense of the verb "lead," as in horse to water, is "led," please. The fact that the metal "lead" is pronounced the same as "led" does not mean that they are spelled the same, ARGGGHHHHHHH!

How about dere and dare?
In Chicago they say, “I dare you ta stan over dere.”

[billhammond]

Mar 19, 2020 16:49:20 GMT -5 concertinagirl said:

Mar 19, 2020 16:44:10 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Isn’t a cachet one of those smelly things women like to put in dresser drawers?

L.J.,  I believe the smelly stuff we women put in our drawers (dresser drawers that is) is SACHET.  Good grief!  LOL!

And if you put a sachet in your other drawers, you might be tempted to sashay a bit!

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 16:44:10 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Isn’t a cachet one of those smelly things women like to put in dresser drawers?

Mr. Drlj,

You would be correct, although to be fair Cow Man would suggest replacing "smelly" with "aromatically pleasing".

Cow Man

[millring]

Mar 19, 2020 16:59:20 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Mar 19, 2020 16:35:19 GMT -5 millring said:

Good, you know, catch.

I have a large cache of common misspellings.

For instance, the past tense of the verb "lead," as in horse to water, is "led," please. The fact that the metal "lead" is pronounced the same as "led" does not mean that they are spelled the same, ARGGGHHHHHHH!

Not to mention the confusion when describing the lead guitar player in a heavy metal band.

[Cow Man]

Mrs. Concetinagirl, Mr. Bill Hammond, Mr. Millring and Mr. Drlj,

Cow man requests to not tie up this thread with side bar conversations. Please reserve this space for questions to Cow Man only.

Cow Man

[billhammond]

Mar 19, 2020 17:14:56 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mrs. Concetinagirl, Mr. Bill Hammond, Mr. Millring and Mr. Drlj,

Cow man requests to not tie up this thread with side bar conversations. Please reserve this space for questions to Cow Man only.

Cow Man

Dear Cow Man,

Piss off, preferably on a flat rock.

This is a free-range forum, and just because you have dropped innumerable cowpies here in the past does not today grant you claim to the property or its policies.

P.S. Concertinagirl

[drlj]

Mar 19, 2020 17:03:31 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Mar 19, 2020 16:49:20 GMT -5 concertinagirl said:

L.J.,  I believe the smelly stuff we women put in our drawers (dresser drawers that is) is SACHET.  Good grief!  LOL!

And if you put a sachet in your other drawers, you might be tempted to sashay a bit!

That’s how it is with me.

[drlj]

Mar 19, 2020 17:14:56 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mrs. Concetinagirl, Mr. Bill Hammond, Mr. Millring and Mr. Drlj,

Cow man requests to not tie up this thread with side bar conversations. Please reserve this space for questions to Cow Man only.

Cow Man

Cow Man,

Unlike Mr. Hammond, I will follow the wisdom of your request.
The wisdom of Cow Man knows no bounds.

[Cow Man]

Mr. Bill Hammond,

We are living through trying times. There is only one subject people are talking about these days. The state of our nation and the state of our world. We are concerned about our loved ones. We are concerned about our coworkers. We are concerned about our neighbors. We are concerned about people we have never met. We are also, which is perfectly appropriate, concerned about ourselves.

There might not appear to be a lot of light at the end of the road we are on together, but there is a glimpse of sunshine if you look closely. It was Cow Man's thought that squinting through the lens of humor might help us as we travel as travel toward that light.

Cow Man

[Marshall]

cow man

So, you are concerned about people that ork cows?

[billhammond]

Mar 19, 2020 18:26:02 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mr. Bill Hammond,

We are living through trying times. There is only one subject people are talking about these days. The state of our nation and the state of our world. We are concerned about our loved ones. We are concerned about our coworkers. We are concerned about our neighbors. We are concerned about people we have never met. We are also, which is perfectly appropriate, concerned about ourselves.

There might not appear to be a lot of light at the end of the road we are on together, but there is a glimpse of sunshine if you look closely. It was Cow Man's thought that squinting through the lens of humor might help us as we travel as travel toward that light.

Cow Man

Dear Cow Man,

I completely agree with you. My last post was an obviously faulty attempt at humor.

Please do carry on in your noble pursuits

[drlj]

Mar 19, 2020 18:39:34 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Mar 19, 2020 18:26:02 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mr. Bill Hammond,

We are living through trying times. There is only one subject people are talking about these days. The state of our nation and the state of our world. We are concerned about our loved ones. We are concerned about our coworkers. We are concerned about our neighbors. We are concerned about people we have never met. We are also, which is perfectly appropriate, concerned about ourselves.

There might not appear to be a lot of light at the end of the road we are on together, but there is a glimpse of sunshine if you look closely. It was Cow Man's thought that squinting through the lens of humor might help us as we travel as travel toward that light.

Cow Man

Dear Cow Man,

I completely agree with you. My last post was an obviously faulty attempt at humor.

Please do carry on in your noble pursuits

Cow Man,

Have Bill & I sucked up sufficiently to once again be in your good graces?

[billhammond]

Mar 19, 2020 18:48:06 GMT -5 drlj said:

Mar 19, 2020 18:39:34 GMT -5 billhammond said:

Dear Cow Man,

I completely agree with you. My last post was an obviously faulty attempt at humor.

Please do carry on in your noble pursuits

Cow Man,

Have Bill & I sucked up sufficiently to once again be in your good graces?

< "sucked up" having nothing whatsoever to do with your anatomy, Cow Man. >

[Cow Man]

Mr Drlj and Mr. Hammond,


Being in Cow Man's good graces is not an assumed thing. It is not something to be earned. It is something for which to continually aspire.

Cow Man

[Cornflake]

Dear Cow Man,

I aspire to be in your good graces. Is there a particular grass I should munch? Any I should avoid? Besides where the dog has done its business, of course.

Cornflake

[Cow Man]

Mr. Cornflake,

unfortunately for you, any grass that I would suggest is not readily available in Phoenix. Munching on Bermuda grass is like chewing on a bowl of generic corn flakes.

I would suggest visiting city parks that are watered on a regular basis and seeking out tall fescue.

Cow Man