Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

Are you out standing in your field?

[Cow Man]

Mr. Drlj,

I am always out there standing in the field. I do not balk the rain, but I will admit I am in the barn keeping dry right now. My computer can't get wet, you know.

Cow Man

[epaul]

Dear Cow Man,

You are intriguing. As a Cow and as a Man. As Cow Man, is your being at once pure man and pure cow or are you a blend, half man, half cow?

[Cornflake]

Dear Cow Man,

You have brightened my day. Thanks.

[Cow Man]

Mr. Drlj,

Yes, I am outstanding in my pasture. I am impervious to precipitation, though my computer is not. So I am in the barn.

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 20:39:14 GMT -5 epaul said:

Dear Cow Man,

You are intriguing. As a Cow and as a Man. As Cow Man, is your being at once pure man and pure cow or are you a blend, half man, half cow?

Mr. epaul,

I am Cow Man.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 19, 2020 21:04:42 GMT -5 Cornflake said:

Dear Cow Man,

You have brightened my day. Thanks.

Mr. Corflake,

I assume you lead a boring life.

Cow Man

[Cornflake]

Even more so of late.

[Dub]

Cow Man,

Did you find the truck you wanted?

Jul 25, 2012 8:59:43 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Jul 25, 2012 8:49:32 GMT -5 Lonnie said:

You know, lately this place has really gone to the dogs cows.

But does Cow Man have a truck??

Cow Man happens to be looking for a place where he can get at truck. All tricked out in Cow Man fashion.

[Cow Man]

Mr. Dub Martin,

Cow Man’s answer is yes. A flatbed, which carries many bales oh hay.

Cow Man

[concertinagirl]

Mar 19, 2020 17:14:56 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mrs. Concetinagirl, Mr. Bill Hammond, Mr. Millring and Mr. Drlj,

Cow man requests to not tie up this thread with side bar conversations. Please reserve this space for questions to Cow Man only.

Cow Man

Dear Mr. Cow Man,
I don’t believe I know you.  I have only been to three IJAM gatherings and to my recollection, we have not met.  So, because I don’t know you at all, I don’t if your comment above was serious or in jest.  
What I want you to know though, is that in light of what I have gone through these past few months and with losing my darling husband only three weeks ago, I have had few reasons to smile and even less desire to do so.  Laughter...forget about it.
I have found “talking” to people on the Soundhole (people my husband considered friends for many years and now I consider friends as well) to be something I very much look forward to.  I found “talking” on the Soundhold during Lar’s illness to be very comforting and now (since his passing) both comforting and therapeutic during my time of deep grief.
I am telling you this because the “side bar” to which you would have preferred to not "tie up” your thread not only made me smile...it made me laugh.  Mr. Hammond’s comment about “cache, sachet, sashay and my drawers”  made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.  I can’t even remember the last time I did that.
So thank you, Mr. Cow Man for creating the thread that allowed me to play along with the others which allowed me to have a very nice breakthrough...a smile and a laugh.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Larry “Lar” Bister...aka...”Concertinagirl”

[drlj]

Mar 20, 2020 7:40:49 GMT -5 concertinagirl said:

Mar 19, 2020 17:14:56 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mrs. Concetinagirl, Mr. Bill Hammond, Mr. Millring and Mr. Drlj,

Cow man requests to not tie up this thread with side bar conversations. Please reserve this space for questions to Cow Man only.

Cow Man

Dear Mr. Cow Man,
I don’t believe I know you.  I have only been to three IJAM gatherings and to my recollection, we have not met.  So, because I don’t know you at all, I don’t if your comment above was serious or in jest.  
What I want you to know though, is that in light of what I have gone through these past few months and with losing my darling husband only three weeks ago, I have had few reasons to smile and even less desire to do so.  Laughter...forget about it.
I have found “talking” to people on the Soundhole (people my husband considered friends for many years and now I consider friends as well) to be something I very much look forward to.  I found “talking” on the Soundhold during Lar’s illness to be very comforting and now (since his passing) both comforting and therapeutic during my time of deep grief.
I am telling you this because the “side bar” to which you would have preferred to not "tie up” your thread not only made me smile...it made me laugh.  Mr. Hammond’s comment about “cache, sachet, sashay and my drawers”  made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.  I can’t even remember the last time I did that.
So thank you, Mr. Cow Man for creating the thread that allowed me to play along with the others which allowed me to have a very nice breakthrough...a smile and a laugh.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Larry “Lar” Bister...aka...”Concertinagirl”

Cow Man isn’t much to look at but his heart and his four stomachs are in the right place. I hope he will forgive this sidebar. If not, phffftt!

[millring]

Mar 19, 2020 20:39:14 GMT -5 epaul said:

Dear Cow Man,

You are intriguing. As a Cow and as a Man. As Cow Man, is your being at once pure man and pure cow or are you a blend, half man, half cow?

Hypostatic union.

[millring]

[John B]

Cow Man,

Is there a Cow Woman?

Sincerely,
John

[Cosmic Wonder]

Cow Man,

I am very happy you are back. You may not know, but in the next week or so my wife and I are moving into a new house. When it gets set up, I’d like to invite you to dinner. I have not used my a Traeger in quite a while.

Mike

[concertinagirl]

Mar 20, 2020 8:00:56 GMT -5 drlj said:

Mar 20, 2020 7:40:49 GMT -5 concertinagirl said:

Dear Mr. Cow Man,
I don’t believe I know you.  I have only been to three IJAM gatherings and to my recollection, we have not met.  So, because I don’t know you at all, I don’t if your comment above was serious or in jest.  
What I want you to know though, is that in light of what I have gone through these past few months and with losing my darling husband only three weeks ago, I have had few reasons to smile and even less desire to do so.  Laughter...forget about it.
I have found “talking” to people on the Soundhole (people my husband considered friends for many years and now I consider friends as well) to be something I very much look forward to.  I found “talking” on the Soundhold during Lar’s illness to be very comforting and now (since his passing) both comforting and therapeutic during my time of deep grief.
I am telling you this because the “side bar” to which you would have preferred to not "tie up” your thread not only made me smile...it made me laugh.  Mr. Hammond’s comment about “cache, sachet, sashay and my drawers”  made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.  I can’t even remember the last time I did that.
So thank you, Mr. Cow Man for creating the thread that allowed me to play along with the others which allowed me to have a very nice breakthrough...a smile and a laugh.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Larry “Lar” Bister...aka...”Concertinagirl”

Cow Man isn’t much to look at but his heart and his four stomachs are in the right place. I hope he will forgive this sidebar. If not, phffftt!

Thanks L.J.,  I have the “udder” most confidence that Cow Man has a good heart.  

[millring]

Nobody eats cow heart anymore. Tongue, maybe. Liver, sometimes. Heart? ...never.

[Cornflake]

"As Cow Man, is your being at once pure man and pure cow or are you a blend, half man, half cow?"

epaul, his followers say that Cow Man is both fully human and fully bovine.

[patrick]

Cow Man,

Do you know Devin Nunes' Cow? Can you explain why Nunes would be suing his cow? Would you be a character witness for the cow?