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Mar 20, 2020 12:25:22 GMT -5
Post by patrick on Mar 20, 2020 12:25:22 GMT -5
Mr. Dub Martin, Cow Man’s answer is yes. A flatbed, which carries many bales oh hay. Cow Man Cow Man, This might work for you.  |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:10:20 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:10:20 GMT -5
Mrs. Concetinagirl, Mr. Bill Hammond, Mr. Millring and Mr. Drlj, Cow man requests to not tie up this thread with side bar conversations. Please reserve this space for questions to Cow Man only. Cow Man Dear Mr. Cow Man, I don’t believe I know you. I have only been to three IJAM gatherings and to my recollection, we have not met. So, because I don’t know you at all, I don’t if your comment above was serious or in jest. What I want you to know though, is that in light of what I have gone through these past few months and with losing my darling husband only three weeks ago, I have had few reasons to smile and even less desire to do so. Laughter...forget about it. I have found “talking” to people on the Soundhole (people my husband considered friends for many years and now I consider friends as well) to be something I very much look forward to. I found “talking” on the Soundhold during Lar’s illness to be very comforting and now (since his passing) both comforting and therapeutic during my time of deep grief. I am telling you this because the “side bar” to which you would have preferred to not "tie up” your thread not only made me smile...it made me laugh. Mr. Hammond’s comment about “cache, sachet, sashay and my drawers” made me LAUGH OUT LOUD. I can’t even remember the last time I did that. So thank you, Mr. Cow Man for creating the thread that allowed me to play along with the others which allowed me to have a very nice breakthrough...a smile and a laugh. Sincerely, Mrs. Larry “Lar” Bister...aka...”Concertinagirl” Mrs. Concertinagirl, Your response is lovey. But please put a space between "Dear Mr. Cow Man" and your next line. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:13:13 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:13:13 GMT -5
Cow Man, Is there a Cow Woman? Sincerely, John Mr. John B, Do you ever drive through the Indiana countryside? There are Cow Women. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:15:54 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:15:54 GMT -5
Mr. Millring, It seems Cow Man must address this despite your lack of manners when presenting this post. I am neither golden, nor am I a calf. Cow Man |
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Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:17:31 GMT -5
Cow Man, I am very happy you are back. You may not know, but in the next week or so my wife and I are moving into a new house. When it gets set up, I’d like to invite you to dinner. I have not used my a Traeger in quite a while. Mike Mr. Mike Wonder, Cow Man thanks you for the invitation. May I bring something? Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:18:37 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:18:37 GMT -5
"As Cow Man, is your being at once pure man and pure cow or are you a blend, half man, half cow?" epaul, his followers say that Cow Man is both fully human and fully bovine. Mr. Cornflake, Please do not speak for Cow Man. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:22:26 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:22:26 GMT -5
Cow Man, Do you know Devin Nunes' Cow? Can you explain why Nunes would be suing his cow? Would you be a character witness for the cow? Mr. Patrick, Cow Man suggests limiting your interest in famous cows to real ones. Mrs. O'Leary's cow is an example of which I speak. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:23:57 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:23:57 GMT -5
Mr. Dub Martin, Cow Man’s answer is yes. A flatbed, which carries many bales oh hay. Cow Man Cow Man, This might work for you. Mr. Patrick, Do they make a herford pattern? Cow Man |
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Cow Man
Mar 20, 2020 13:27:15 GMT -5
Post by billhammond on Mar 20, 2020 13:27:15 GMT -5
Do they make a herford pattern? Cow Man One might think that Cow Man would know the correct spelling of "hereford." |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:36:25 GMT -5
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Post by coachdoc on Mar 20, 2020 13:36:25 GMT -5
Mr. Cowman, sir
Might you know Ms. Prudence? You seem to exhibit a similar sense of decorum and syntax
Dr. Coachdoc
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Mar 20, 2020 13:44:39 GMT -5
Post by billhammond on Mar 20, 2020 13:44:39 GMT -5
Mr. Cowman, sir Might you know Ms. Prudence? You seem to exhibit a similar sense of decorum and syntax Dr. Coachdoc Who is Ms. Prudence? |
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Mar 20, 2020 13:55:44 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 13:55:44 GMT -5
Do they make a herford pattern? Cow Man One might think that Cow Man would know the correct spelling of "hereford." Mr. Bill Hammond, You are angering Cow Man. May I suggest you not invoke his ire. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 14:00:48 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 14:00:48 GMT -5
Mr. Cowman, sir Might you know Ms. Prudence? You seem to exhibit a similar sense of decorum and syntax Dr. Coachdoc Mr. Coachdoc, Cow Man is familiar with the person of whom you speak. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 14:08:56 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 14:08:56 GMT -5
Mr. Cowman, sir Might you know Ms. Prudence? You seem to exhibit a similar sense of decorum and syntax Dr. Coachdoc Who is Ms. Prudence? IF this question is directed toward Cow Man, please use the proper procedure. If the question is directed toward Mr. Coachdoc, you may disregard this message. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 15:06:06 GMT -5
Post by Cornflake on Mar 20, 2020 15:06:06 GMT -5
One might think that Cow Man would know the correct spelling of "hereford." Mr. Bill Hammond, You are angering Cow Man. May I suggest you not invoke his ire. Cow Man Dear Cow Man, Is the wrath of Cow Man terrible to behold? Cornflake |
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Mar 20, 2020 15:14:22 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 15:14:22 GMT -5
Mr. Cornflake,
Please do not question the wrath of Cow Man. You are playing in dangerous waters.
Cow Man
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Mar 20, 2020 15:30:36 GMT -5
Post by billhammond on Mar 20, 2020 15:30:36 GMT -5
Dear Cow Man,
Does one such as you come into being as Calf Boy and evolve into Cow Man, or were you always Cow Man?
Warm, personal regards,
Mr. Hammond
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Mar 20, 2020 16:07:27 GMT -5
Post by Cow Man on Mar 20, 2020 16:07:27 GMT -5
Dear Cow Man, Does one such as you come into being as Calf Boy and evolve into Cow Man, or were you always Cow Man? Warm, personal regards, Mr. Hammond Mr. Bill Hammond, Cow Man's existence is not to be speculated. Cow Man |
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Mar 20, 2020 16:18:15 GMT -5
Post by drlj on Mar 20, 2020 16:18:15 GMT -5
Mr. Cow Man,
That is a nice picture. Do you have 8x10s available for sale to your fans?
If so, what would be the price and ordering information?
I herd you were selling them.
Mr. DrLJ
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Mar 20, 2020 16:21:06 GMT -5
Post by drlj on Mar 20, 2020 16:21:06 GMT -5
Cow Man,
What exactly is cud and why do you chew it?
I may be wrong, but it seems pretty disgusting.
Mr. DrLJ
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