Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 20, 2020 16:18:15 GMT -5 drlj said:

Mr. Cow Man,

That is a nice picture. Do you have 8x10s available for sale to your fans?
If so, what would be the price and ordering information?
I herd you were selling them.

Mr. DrLJ

Mr. Drlj,

Not everything on the internet is true.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 20, 2020 16:21:06 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

What exactly is cud and why do you chew it?
I may be wrong, but it seems pretty disgusting.

Mr. DrLJ

Mr. Drlj,

You are not a ruminant. Please do not associate disgust with something you are not qualified to understand.

Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

This might seem like a weird question, but do you wear pants? The reason I ask is most cows, ducks, and such I see don't. Even Donald Duck wears a top but no pants, which is really strange and almost troubling. Since you are Cow, I figure maybe you don't, but, since you are also Man, I am thinking maybe you do. Does it just depend on how you are feeling and maybe the weather?

[brucemacneill]

Cow Man,

Did you know Hitler? I ask because it's page 7.

Bruce

[Cornflake]

Dear Cow Man,

Wouldn't it be more inclusive to call yourself Cow Person?

Cornflake

[Cow Man]

Mar 20, 2020 16:32:45 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

This might seem like a weird question, but do you wear pants? The reason I ask is most cows, ducks, and such I see don't. Even Donald Duck wears a top but no pants, which is really strange and almost troubling. Since you are Cow, I figure maybe you don't, but, since you are also Man, I am thinking maybe you do. Does it just depend on how you are feeling and maybe the weather?

Mr Drlj,

Cow Man is not interested in your sexual fantasies.

Cow Man

[drlj]

Mar 20, 2020 16:45:12 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mar 20, 2020 16:32:45 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

This might seem like a weird question, but do you wear pants? The reason I ask is most cows, ducks, and such I see don't. Even Donald Duck wears a top but no pants, which is really strange and almost troubling. Since you are Cow, I figure maybe you don't, but, since you are also Man, I am thinking maybe you do. Does it just depend on how you are feeling and maybe the weather?

Mr Drlj,

Cow Man is not interested in your sexual fantasies.

Cow Man

Cow Man,

That was harsh, man!

[Cow Man]

Mar 20, 2020 16:33:11 GMT -5 brucemacneill said:

Cow Man,

Did you know Hitler? I ask because it's page 7.

Bruce

Mr. brucemacneill,

Cow Man is more than aware of the monster known as Hitler. Cow man abhors him.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 20, 2020 16:46:47 GMT -5 drlj said:

Mar 20, 2020 16:45:12 GMT -5 Cow Man said:

Mr Drlj,

Cow Man is not interested in your sexual fantasies.

Cow Man

Cow Man,

That was harsh, man!

Mr. Drlj,

Cow Man does not apologize. Cow Man's avatar is readily available, any speculation beyond that benefits nothing.

Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

Here is something else that has me confused. How do you type with hooves? I have a hard enough time with fingers. Do you have a special bovine friendly keyboard?

[Cow Man]

Mar 20, 2020 16:38:33 GMT -5 Cornflake said:

Dear Cow Man,

Wouldn't it be more inclusive to call yourself Cow Person?

Cornflake

Mr. Cornflake,

Cow Man reminds you not to inspire Cow Man's wrath. Cow Man does not wish a penance in the Walmart of the Damned upon you.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Mar 20, 2020 16:54:06 GMT -5 drlj said:

Cow Man,

Here is something else that has me confused. How do you type with hooves? I have a hard enough time with fingers. Do you have a special bovine friendly keyboard?

Mr Drlj,

There are many keyboard options available today. Options that would astound someone who grew up communicating with sticks and clay tablets.

Cow Man

[Cow Man]

Cow Man must leave now. Please bid adieu to Cow Man.

Cow Man

[drlj]

Cow Man,

Do you like Milk Duds? Duds are one fine candy.
Surely you have time for one last answer??

If not, goodbye, Cow Man. Until we meet again, roam freely through the pastures of life.

[coachdoc]

Ahem, Cowman,

Dr. Coachdoc, please.

Also Mr. Kennedy and Shannon have earned the honorific Dr. I only ask as you are so insistent on how you are addressed, Mr. Cowman sir.

Dr. Coachdoc

[Cornflake]

Farewell, Cow Man. Happy trails to you until we meet again.

[drlj]

And just like that Cow Man ambles off leaving us behind to wonder, who was that barnyard philosopher and when will he return?

[Cornflake]

Maybe he's like Zapata. He waits in the hills until the people need him and then he appears....

[Dub]

Mar 20, 2020 19:20:30 GMT -5 Cornflake said:

Maybe he's like Zapata. He waits in the hills until the people need him and then he appears....

Wouldn’t his avatar look more like Marlon Brando?

[Cosmic Wonder]

Well, I for one am very sad. I was hoping to get cow man to bring some brisket.

Mike