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Post by billhammond on Aug 25, 2024 13:22:06 GMT -5
Stranded NASA Astronauts Take Emergency Slide Back to Earth
WASHINGTON (Onion News) — Given little choice but to deploy the safety measure, stranded NASA astronauts were forced to take an emergency slide back to earth, sources confirmed Friday. “After realizing that a mechanical failure had made it impossible to return to Earth in the Orion spacecraft, we released the 286-mile inflatable slide stored by the emergency exits,” said mission leader Ray Harmon, telling reporters that the assembled crew had lined up in an orderly fashion while holding their flotation devices in case they were sucked into the vacuum of space. “Fortunately we have protocols in place for this type of eventuality, and everything should go smoothly and comfortably for the passengers apart from a potential fall of a few dozen vertical miles if the slide lets out over a chasm or canyon.” At press time, Harmon confirmed that the ride down the slide had actually been kind of fun apart from burning up upon entry into the Earth’s atmosphere.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 24, 2024 15:55:11 GMT -5
I greatly admire Albert and so many others of his ilk. My vote for the best of the best, nonetheless, is Vince Gill, not that this is a competition, mind you. This is from a show in which Vince had just gotten off the phone with Chet Atkins.
His solos have so much structure amid the free-ranging improv, a plot line of sorts, and that really appeals to me (perhaps because I listen to so much classical music). I get the impression that he blocks out in advance the patterns of each solo, then fills in the points between mileposts with his incredible inventiveness.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 24, 2024 15:36:31 GMT -5
What's the deal with all the rabbit turds?
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Post by billhammond on Aug 24, 2024 15:15:35 GMT -5
Just found this interesting version of the Emmylou song. This man sure can pick. So tasty.
Albert Lee obviously trims his own bangs.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 24, 2024 13:48:41 GMT -5
As is well known on the Soundhole, I am a Culver's guy all the way. In fact, when I passed that McD's today, I was en route to pick up one of these guys: With a 25% veterans discount!
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Post by billhammond on Aug 24, 2024 13:16:35 GMT -5
I very much doubt that whatever McDonald’s is selling would pass for a bagel in Chicago or New York. Oh, ye of little faith!
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Post by billhammond on Aug 24, 2024 12:48:45 GMT -5
I drove past a McDonald's this morning and on their big yellow marquee were these words:
BAGELS ARE BACK
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Post by billhammond on Aug 24, 2024 8:50:14 GMT -5
Fireworks, really BIG fireworks tonight. When all of Vinton's pet owners pack up their critters and head off to Cedar Rapids for a while.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 23, 2024 18:10:19 GMT -5
Excerpt from CBS Sports
The oldest man in the field and one of the few to have teed it up at Castle Pines before this week leads halfway through the 2024 BMW Championship. Amid a testy day in Colorado, Adam Scott surged up the leaderboard thanks to a bogey-free 9-under 63 to reach 13 under for the tournament.
Scott's 63 was good for a course record at Castle Pines — which Ludvig Åberg matched it in the afternoon — and represents the 44-year-old's lowest round on the PGA Tour since the final round of the 2023 Wyndham Championship. Most importantly, it puts him three clear of his nearest competitor, first-round leader Keegan Bradley, at 10 under.
"I think it's hard to get a lot better in your 40s, and there are a lot of 20-year-olds getting better. I just think there are probably a lot of 40 plus guys dropping off the Tour," Scott said. "There are a lot of mid 20s coming on the Tour taking their place. Whether it's just life or whether it's physical at this age or mental, it's hard to keep pace with what the younger guys are doing, from hitting the ball at a speed that's competitive to practicing enough to having the motivation and the drive to do it. I think it's harder for the older guys."
In a field that features Akshay Bhatia and Nick Dunlap who were not even born when Scott made his professional debut, the veteran is showing the kids how it is done. Wielding the broomstick effectively on Friday, Scott searches for his first win since the 2020 Genesis Invitational and a potential path not only to the FedEx Cup final but to his first FedEx Cup crown.
Should the Australian convert his 36-hole lead into his 15th PGA Tour victory, Scott would enter the Tour Championship ranked fourth in the FedEx Cup and start at 6 under just four off the pace of the leader. Freed up after securing his place inside the top 50 and in the signature events for 2025, the former world No. 1 is playing like it.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 23, 2024 14:50:26 GMT -5
The MN State Fair opened yesterday, and close to 2 million folks will visit over its 12-day run. There's a free shuttle-bus stop in a church down the block from my house, and its lot fills up quickly, so fairgoers park on adjacent streets, like mine. It gives me a wonderful opportunity to see how many people are really clueless about parking.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 23, 2024 14:40:47 GMT -5
Hee Haw built a TV empire on it. "Hee-Haw" was an empire?
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Post by billhammond on Aug 23, 2024 11:11:04 GMT -5
(though I might like to see the PRINCIPLES of civil rights applied when conservatives are excluded from the opportunity to exhibit in an art fair, or get a book published, or gain entrance to a school or a newsroom.) So newsrooms exclude conservatives, as opposed to attracting liberals? Not in my 50 years of experience.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 23, 2024 11:07:11 GMT -5
Good mid-morning! Sent $50 Kamala's way this morning. She emailed me back. I am now on the TEAM! That hair coloring ain't gonna pay for itself!
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Post by billhammond on Aug 22, 2024 16:29:07 GMT -5
Column excerpt:
By Leonard Greene / New York Daily News If you cover politics long enough, you’re bound to learn something new.
Here’s what I learned last week: The iconic Sam and Dave song “Hold on, I’m Coming” was actually written by the late Isaac Hayes.
What does a 1960s classic soul song have to do with politics? Hold on. I’m coming with the answer.
After Donald Trump’s campaign used the R&B hit at a series of rallies, 134 to be exact, Hayes’ estate threatened to file a lawsuit against the former president for copyright infringement.
The family also demanded $3 million in licensing fees the campaign racked up from using the song between 2022 and 2024.
“It has come to our attention that you or the campaign have authorized the illegal public performance of the song on multiple occasions during various rallies for your political campaign without authorization from the copyright holder, despite being asked repeatedly not to engage in such illegal use by our client,” the family’s lawyers wrote Aug. 11 in a cease-and-desist notice.
“As we prepared this letter, there was an additional use in Montana just two nights ago, even with your office apparently aware that you had no permission.”
Exhibit A attached to the letter details every inappropriate use of the song, including a 2022 National Rifle Association rally.
The Hayes family says the $3 million price tag is a bargain.
“The normal fee for those infringements would be 10 times as much if we litigate, starting at $150,000 per use,” the letter said.
Good luck collecting that money. Trump plans to pay that right after he pays the $5 million he owes E. Jean Carroll, the woman who won a civil trial against him for sexual assault.
In other words, never.
“Hold On, I’m Coming” isn’t the only song on Trump’s copyright infringement playlist.
Trump has been warned for using music from other artists including Tom Petty, Rihanna, the Rolling Stones, the Village People, Aerosmith, Bruce Springsteen, Phil Collins and Journey.
Last week, Celine Dion asked him to stop playing her signature song “My Heart Will Go On,” which she said was a peculiar campaign choice, since the anthem anchors the soundtrack to the 1997 film “Titanic,” a movie about a sinking ship.
In contrast, when Vice President Kamala Harris steps out to the song “Freedom” during this week’s Democratic National Convention in Chicago, she’ll be doing it with singer Beyonce’s blessing.
According to reports, Beyonce gave Harris the OK to use the song throughout the campaign.
Meanwhile, if Trump insists on illegally using Isaac Hayes’ hits at his campaign events, he could at least select a Hayes song that would be more appropriate. “I Stand Accused” is one that comes to mind.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 21, 2024 8:34:21 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Kamala and Tim slipped up to Milwaukee for an arena rally packed with 15,000 folks and a whole lot of energy. Smart move in a key state.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 19, 2024 11:03:04 GMT -5
I watched the online promo yesterday, it looks really cool. There have been quite a few articles on the changes over the last week or two. Are there any big changes for you, Bill? Nothing drastic for me, Dub.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 19, 2024 7:08:08 GMT -5
Thanks for noticing -- the paper is undergoing a huge transformation, with "Minnesota" added to its name, a new logo (four-pointed North Star, goodbye, five-pointer), greatly expanded coverage, lots of new hires, new typefaces, the list goes on and on.
It's been exciting but exhausting for most worker bees.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 18, 2024 16:07:17 GMT -5
We got home and her snout looked like a warty gourd, with sporadic bumps on her legs and back. Warty Gourd, excellent band name.
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Post by billhammond on Aug 18, 2024 10:01:56 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Aug 18, 2024 9:28:53 GMT -5
You're a man with many assets and few liabilities. Many credits, few debits. Keep it up. What Don said!
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