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Post by billhammond on Jun 7, 2024 16:38:18 GMT -5
Stopped off this afternoon for fish and chips at Stout's Pub, and the audio system was playing pop music from the '60s and '70s, including this Jethro Tull classic, whose opening lyrics make a perfect backdrop to pleasant dining:
Sitting on a park bench Eying little girls with bad intent Snot is running down his nose Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes Hey, Aqualung Drying in the cold sun Watching as the frilly panties run
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Post by billhammond on Jun 7, 2024 15:32:01 GMT -5
Biked over to the body shop to pick up my Subaru after the final repairs from hitting the barstool on 694. Good job but $$$. Beyond your deductible?
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Post by billhammond on Jun 6, 2024 14:41:48 GMT -5
Yeah, I was all set to buy Wendy a $6k French horn and me a $10k Yamaha GC70 guitar. The local classical station yesterday told the story about how years ago, flutist James Galway got hit and seriously injured by a motorcycle while on foot. He noted that it was a 650 Yamaha, and has vowed to never play a Yamaha flute again.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 6, 2024 10:08:53 GMT -5
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Post by billhammond on Jun 5, 2024 20:43:01 GMT -5
Dunkin’ is blissfully present in multiple locations near here. I’m a grateful patron. One time in Indonesia, I hired a guide to go visit Borobudur. After visiting borobudur, we headed back to Yogyakarta where we would lave lunch. Not knowing any good restaurants there, I told my guide, she would have to pick a place to eat. I told her she could pick any place she liked and it would be OK with me. After some hesitation, she said "any place?"and I said, yes. She got a big smile on her face and said "Dunkin Doughnuts". Yes there was one in Yogyakarta and that's where we had lunch. www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g14782503-d10415420-Reviews-Dunkin_Donuts_Mall_Ramai-Yogyakarta_Yogyakarta_Region_Java.html
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Post by billhammond on Jun 5, 2024 19:42:44 GMT -5
Excerpt from Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:
It's been 180 years since Pabst beer was created in Milwaukee in 1844, and apparently the iconic red, white and blue brand doesn't think the traditional 30-pack is enough to celebrate.
So Pabst has released a celebratory 180-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon ― the equivalent of six 30-packs ― to mark its 180th birthday.
Yep, 180 beers.
Pabst made sure to clarify that this mega-pack is "designed to be enjoyed responsibly by groups," making it perfect for your next big summer party.
The special pack is available at select grocery and liquor stores nationwide for $95 ― a little more than 50 cents per beer.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 5, 2024 19:24:06 GMT -5
Gotta love small-town news websites:
Three people were safely rescued from an EMS rescue boat stuck at the top of Glen Loch damn in Chippewa Falls.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 5, 2024 13:20:39 GMT -5
Those things are more addictive than crack cocaine. And I love them. Flashback: Krispy Kreme expanded into the Twin Cities in 2002, but fizzled quickly, closing all six local shops within a few years. Target also carried Krispy Kreme in the early 2000s. Seems like Dunkin' is doing fine, though.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 4, 2024 21:34:11 GMT -5
"I hope this doesn't mean the end for all strawberries everywhere. If it does, what's next?" The end of civilization as we know it. According to the Beatles, there will be strawberry fields forever. But the Culver's salad is limited, alas.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 4, 2024 14:57:18 GMT -5
I've been pissed since they did away with those little silver floor mounted headlight dimmer switches. I recall a friend whose dad had some old pickup where if you pushed the clutch all the way in, it engaged the starter.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 4, 2024 11:15:56 GMT -5
I heard two alarming things on the radio this morning: Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and Papas has turned 80. Phoenix is expecting record-setting temps on Thursday, like 114 degrees. I cannot even imagine that. Michelle Phillips is 80? How can this be? The world is upside down(which, since there is no up or down in space, really doesn’t matter but it sounds good, you know?) and nothing is as it once was! All the leaves are brown! Thank God we are all still young and hip. Meanwhile, Cyndi Lauper is 70 and doing her Farewell Tour.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 4, 2024 9:08:12 GMT -5
I heard two alarming things on the radio this morning:
Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and Papas has turned 80.
Phoenix is expecting record-setting temps on Thursday, like 114 degrees. I cannot even imagine that.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 3, 2024 10:26:22 GMT -5
Sounds like yet another feature to go bad at the wrong time. Pretty straightforward, works off your ABS system, as do traction control and stability control.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 3, 2024 9:36:38 GMT -5
A subsequent editing task was our weekly Cartalk column, which discussed Auto Vehicle Hold, a feature that when activated allows you to take your foot off the brake while stopped and holds the car in place until you step on the gas.
It mentioned being standard on the Subaru Ascent -- Mr. Radtke, do you like this feature?
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Post by billhammond on Jun 3, 2024 8:52:57 GMT -5
So my first editing chore today was our weekly beer column, by certified cicerone (look it up) Michael Agnew, and the topic was sour ales, which have all kinds of fruit and other flavors in them. They sound a little fussy to me, but he insists they are terrific summertime thirst-quenchers and tend to be low in alcohol, so quaffable.
Any sour beer fans here?
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Post by billhammond on Jun 3, 2024 7:23:54 GMT -5
Wasted a couple of hours with a tough Suduco but finally got it. You might try the puzzle spelled Sudoku -- maybe it's easier.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 2, 2024 11:07:40 GMT -5
Excerpt of a Charlotte Observer piece:
Biden should react with caution, not just because the forces unleashed by this conviction are unpredictable, but also because while he is the Democrats’ president, he is also the nation’s president. In this unprecedented moment, he should bring the nation together by being both modest and merciful.
Modest because it is reasonable for many in the rightward half of the American electorate to doubt the justice system of New York . There was another historic unanimous decision today, this one by the Supreme Court of the United States — which ruled that New York’s Democratic regulators must face a National Rifle Association lawsuit that they targeted the group in violation of its First Amendment rights. The decision rebuking New York was written by liberal lion Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
Just as a unanimous jury said that Donald Trump is corrupt, a 9-0 Supreme Court ruled that the Democrats of New York are not to be trusted.
The smart move for Biden is to ask the Democratic governor of New York, Kathy Hochul, to use her clemency power to pardon Trump.
First, because as much as Trump has trashed the norms of our democratic system, we do not want to go down the road of the party of an incumbent president prosecuting his chief political opponent for paperwork infractions. Presidential campaigns produce a lot of paper, pushed by a lot of people. An ambitious prosecutor with a partisan lens can always find an indictable offense if not deliver a conviction in open court.
Second, because it most likely ends Trump’s ability to appeal the verdict against him. Courts will rule any appeal moot if Trump has been pardoned and does not face jail or fines for his crimes. Democrats should not be so confident that such a complicated case will withstand appellate scrutiny at both the state and the federal level. After a pardon, the stain of conviction will be permanent.
Third, because it strips Trump of the martyrdom mantle he could well ride into the White House . Moreover, it builds up Democrats and Biden as the adults who, when offered partisan advantage against a wounded opponent, chose to put the nation first.
Biden won in 2020 because an exhausted nation turned to him for a chance at peace. This is his opportunity to deliver.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 1, 2024 16:17:18 GMT -5
Duluth News Tribune excerpt, John Myers
I miss the crackle of the marine radio in the corner of the cabin at the lake.
It used to be a veritable party line for communication in the north country, where we like to fish and hunt and play. It was the only way for people to chat from cabin to cabin, or boat to boat, or boat to cabin.
Of course, as it has across the globe, cellphone service came to our favorite place eight or nine years ago and, slowly at first but now almost entirely, the marine radios fell silent.
The two-way VHF radios with varying ranges, usually about 10 miles across water, but sometimes more, were mostly set on Channel 10 in our area. That’s where we reported back to the cabin on how the walleye bite was going and when we might return with fish for dinner.
Most families and fishing lodges have their own names for fishing hot spots. But when they talked on the marine radio, if you listened carefully, and if you figured out who was talking, you could sometimes guess where they were. And you definitely knew how the fishing was and what they were biting on.
The great thing about marine radios is that everyone tuned to that channel can listen. That’s a bad thing if you are trying to keep secrets, but it was great for keeping up on the Joneses. (Literally, the Joneses have a place just down the shore.) In a strange, nosy-neighbor kind of way, the radios created a sense of community over the air.
We knew when Tom’s cabin down the road was ready to serve cocktails because his wife would hit the airwaves: “Come on over for happy hours,’’ she beckoned to her next-door neighbor. It was always plural. One hour just wasn’t enough. It wasn't necessarily an open invitation to everyone on the air, but I don't think they would have cared who showed up.
You knew when neighbors had their grandchildren visiting because they got to call Grandma on the radio, from the boat back to the cabin, and report how big the walleye was they just caught, little voices being coached to make sure they said “Over’’ when they were done talking.
Like everyone else, our family had radio names called handles. You couldn’t just say, “Ann calling John” or all the Johns out there would reply. So I was Wild Thing, and we had Dream Boat Annie, Lady Bug and Dragon Fly. Other friends were Coot, Blackjack, Beer Keg, Stir-fry and Bluebill. Down the lake somewhere, we’d listen to regular reports from River Rat, Sarge, Marine One and Lund One, with no idea exactly who or where they were. Yet, it was good to hear their voices.
These days, if we even bother to turn the radio on, Channel 10 sits as quiet as a church mouse.
The underlying excuse for everyone having radios was safety. On a lake treacherous with rock reefs, sudden storms and big waves, no one wants to be stranded far out on the water with a faulty motor or leaking boat and no way to summon help.
There was the time when old Jim Stonehouse, who was pushing 90 and suffered congestive heart failure, was out fishing in his little Lund boat and didn't answer back when his wife, Betty, called him on the marine radio. Betty was worried, and her neighbors used our radios to organize a search team.
We were just pulling away from our docks when Jim came puttering in with his daily catch. Turns out he had bumped his radio to Channel 9 and no one could hear him say he'd be late.
Really, though, the radios were as much fun as function. They helped duck hunters trade reports on where the ducks were flying. We’d use them while out on snowmobiles to trade ice-fishing reports. We talked from duck camp to duck camp on who would be hunting where the next day.
Now, of course, it’s all texting. All private. All quiet.
Obviously, our lake isn’t the only place this has happened. Head out fishing on Lake Superior off Duluth and you can go much of the day when the only voices on the marine radio are the Lift Bridge operator and maybe the Coast Guard or a saltie captain.
While marine radios are still considered a necessary safety measure, required for boat-to-boat communications on the big lake, cellphones have all but rendered marine radios a decoration on most recreational boats, with fishing reports exchanged via texts between sport anglers and between charter captains.
Group chats just aren't as fun when others can’t listen in.
Cellphones have, of course, brought convenience to our remote area. We can get instant weather reports, track the weather radar for storms and be in touch with loved ones anywhere, anytime. The other day my daughter posted a photo of my wife catching a giant muskie. It was on social media and out to the world instantly, seconds after the catch, from a spot on the lake 8 miles from the nearest road.
Cellphones also have enabled us to mix work and play, working from anywhere, anytime, as some say, but messing up play, I might add, and blurring the line between them.
The marine radio used to interrupt our dinner quite often, and sometimes woke us up at night, with reports of someone lost or ridiculous chatter by someone carousing too hard and too loud. But it was a unique part of life at the lake, part of a sense of place.
That’s why the other night, while I was up raiding the refrigerator when everyone else was asleep, I walked over to the marine radio on the wall and pushed the channel arrow button from the ever-silent Channel 10 down to the Environment Canada weather channel, 03, just to make sure the thing still worked.
I couldn’t actually talk with the weather report person, of course — she was a computer-generated recording. And I didn’t really care about the forecast. It was just good to hear the crackle of static and the sound of an amplified voice on a small, analog-era speaker again.
Even if she was speaking in French.
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Post by billhammond on Jun 1, 2024 13:03:36 GMT -5
Treated myself to brunch this morning at Holman's Table, hard by the runways of St. Paul Downtown Airport, which were pretty quiet -- one Piper putt-putter and one bizjet takeoff, is all. But the skies were blue, the winds were light, the sun was shiny and the food & drink were excellent, as always.
Totally worth the splurge, especially considering how much food I brought home. Tomorrow's breakfast is 80% in hand.
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Post by billhammond on May 31, 2024 15:19:45 GMT -5
Onion excerpt:
PLAINS, GA. — On the heels of Donald Trump receiving guilty verdicts on 34 felony counts in New York, Jimmy Carter became the second president ever convicted of a crime Friday after a jury found he broke numerous laws while sticking up a Waffle House near his home in Georgia. “Today’s verdict shows that the rule of law applies to everyone, even a former president of the United States who bursts into a diner, waves around a Glock, and demands all the money in the register plus an All-Star Special with a side of biscuits,” said Sumter Country District Attorney Lewis R. Lamb, who spoke on the courthouse steps after securing guilty verdicts on over a dozen counts of armed robbery, aggravated assault, vandalism, and theft. “No one, not even a Nobel Peace Prize laureate, can — for no apparent reason — pistol-whip a patron sitting at a restaurant’s counter and then pour a carafe of piping hot coffee onto his face."
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