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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Jan 30, 2012 20:30:36 GMT -5
Messages posted on the Soundhole Forum are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of innocent bystanders. I don't like to poke bears, and you know the bears are listening to everything.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Jan 27, 2012 22:39:11 GMT -5
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Jan 7, 2012 21:09:15 GMT -5
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily-sedated and pain-medicated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.
A young, Student Nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There seems to be nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Jan 7, 2012 20:43:47 GMT -5
Should I post this in the other thread?
We just saw tom cruise in "Knight and Day"on DVD. I would recommend it as a humorous/action film.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Jan 4, 2012 22:24:20 GMT -5
click on link, www.joshhosler.biz/select the month you were born, then day, then scroll down to the year. Mine was: Goodnight Irene. I knew most of the songs up though the time I hit 39. Then I did not recognize most of the songs. Did anyone else find the year that hit songs were not what you listened to?
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Jan 2, 2012 21:21:18 GMT -5
I liked:
X Men -First Class Horrible Bosses Cowboys and Aliens Water for Elephants
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Dec 31, 2011 20:40:27 GMT -5
While Christmas shopping with the wife, we went into the Victoria Secret store so she could buy a gift card for someone. We saw some Mennonite women in the store with their hair bonnets and down-to-the-ankle dresses. Seemed strange to me, but what happens behind closed doors is none of my business.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Dec 16, 2011 21:44:16 GMT -5
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Dec 16, 2011 21:30:44 GMT -5
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Nov 21, 2011 11:36:23 GMT -5
A priest, a pedophile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink....
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Nov 4, 2011 11:02:11 GMT -5
My fav:
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Oct 13, 2011 20:11:43 GMT -5
Keep Wall Streets' Hands off my 401 K
!! !! !! !! !!
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Oct 7, 2011 19:40:06 GMT -5
You know, upside down, the 999 plan is 666.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Sept 28, 2011 20:17:10 GMT -5
When Life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Sept 27, 2011 20:28:59 GMT -5
Herman Cain surging singing. Here is some of his interview with GQ. www.gq.com/news-politics/politics/201107/herman-cain-presidential-candidate-interview"Of course I was still singing in a choir, and I was the youth choir director. And then a good friend of mine came to me, who was also a musician and a producer, and said, "Why don't you do a gospel CD?" and I said, "Well, that's not a bad idea—I'll give it a shot." And so we decided to try to put together some songs, and we did. We put together a repertoire of songs that we were going to do, and that's how this CD came about. I think it came out in 1996, according to what the Internet says. Music had always been a hobby of mine; music was never a career desire of mine. I loved it, but I did not want to go through—the music career is a very hard career to try to make it big. GQ: Wait, more difficult than becoming President of the United States? Herman Cain: Oh yeah, oh yeah. It's much harder to succeed as a vocalist, and become one of the big names than it is to get elected president. That's why I ended up running for president! [laughs] Read More www.gq.com/news-politics/politics/201107/herman-cain-presidential-candidate-interview#ixzz1ZCpmBc9a
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Sept 20, 2011 20:16:49 GMT -5
"You cannot tax a corporation. To do so is simply taxing the people who use the goods and services of the corporation. In other words, though it makes Democrats feel really, really good to stick it to one of their life-long demons -- corporations (especially successful ones) -- in truth, they are merely raising taxes on the middle class." I have heard this before, but I don't understand: if corporations just pass this cost on to the consumer, why do corporations fight these taxes? Lobbyist/politicians don't come cheap.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Sept 12, 2011 20:17:43 GMT -5
More cowbell.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Aug 17, 2011 20:34:32 GMT -5
A couple of thoughts. If you can, watch the DVD of "Taking Chance' staring Kevin Bacon. Thankfully, my nephew made it back from Iraq OK.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Aug 17, 2011 20:26:59 GMT -5
He makes fun of R's and D's. but I though in this case he was making fun of the media. You know the "We report, you decide" channel that is not to reporting about RP because they decided he can't win.
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Post by Phil N. Theblank on Aug 16, 2011 19:37:03 GMT -5
Thanks for sharing.
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